Kim Kardashian loves Laois.

Kim Kardashian loves Laois.

It’s all ‘OK & K’ for Laois. It’s official. Our county is the hippest, coolest spot on the planet right now. Wha’? You disagree? Right outside now and we’ll settle this like proper gentlemen. Or like celebrities without portfolio.

Kim Kardassian leaves Portlaoise's Odeon Cinema

Kim Kardassian leaving Portlaoise’s Odeon Cinema this evening.

Laois is now red-hot because the global celebrity for being a celebrity; Kim Kardashian, is honeymooning in Laois. Yes the lady who has sparked endless debate, miles of column inches and quite scary obsession is in the O’ Moore county now. Yes right now. She’s smelling our pure air now while looking up at the majesty of the Slieve Blooms and wondering aloud about buying a suitably regal ‘nest’ in Laois. My tip would be a nice secluded pile near Ballyfin where she’d get the chance to channel her inner ‘Paddy’.

Yes we’re all in a tizzy in the Laois People towers. Kim Kardashian might well end up being our neighbour. Yippee! Only we’d have to see about barring Kanye. Like do we really have to admit that the luscious lady is married? Really? Oh well. We’ll let Kanye move in too.

You see this heavenly creature has style. And taste. We know this because she started off her honeymoon in Paris (it was Paris wasn’t it. Once it’s beyond Monasterevin I lose interest.) then headed to Cork and definitely left the best until last. Yes sirree. Beautiful Paris was only the appetiser before she gorged on all things Corkonian. Have some more Clonakilty black pudding there why don’t you. The delights of those lilting accents along the Lee were obviously lost on Mr. and Mrs. K & K however.  Yes our Kimness had her fill, ever so slightly, of our ‘real’ capital and she made the smartest move of her life by hotfooting it straight to Laois to really put the cherry on top of her newly-married status.

The better half of the couple. Who's yer man again?

The better half of the couple. Who’s yer man again?

Yes our bootylicious Kim is now enjoying the delights of Ballyfin Demesne after taking in a film at Portlaoise’s Odeon Cinema. Like I said. This lady knows a good thing when she sees it. Except for yer man. Now I have a spare room going my highness if things don’t work out for you with … what’s his name again?